[Chorus: Andrew Huang & Rob Scallon]
I left my pants in Chicago
I left my shirt in Tennessee
I'm on my way back to Toronto
And all I got's my socks and boxer briefs

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Andrew Huang & Rob Scallon]
I left my pants in Chicago
I left my shirt in Tennessee
I'm on my way back to Toronto
And all I got's my socks and boxer briefs

[Bridge]
'Cause if you stop, you smell the roses
You can always get a better breeze
So I leave my trousers on the roadway
Forget to put them on before I leave
(Every time)

[Chorus: Andrew Huang & Rob Scallon]
I left my pants in Chicago (Chicago)
I left my shirt in Tennessee (Tennessee)
I'm on my way back to Toronto (Toronto)
So if you see my clothes, please mail them back to me (Back to me)