[Intro]
I am a Jedi

[Verse 1]
Girl, I think you sexy, don't call me, you should text me
Know you got the plug on them drugs, you should connect me
I'ma respect you in the morning if you respect me
'Cause you got that wet wet, I'm surfin' on a jet ski
Feel like Bill Clinton, girl, you lookin' like a Lewinsky
Nicki Ménage à trois askin' where your friends be
'Cause I'm known for blowin' bodies up like Ted Kaczynski
I'd love you to death, you should stay away from me

[Chorus]
Wet, wet, Aquafina, other side the grass is greener
Ass so fat, from the back she look like Trina
Or Serena, have you seen her?
Juicy breasts, some thick thighs, wanna get between 'em
Popeye's

[Verse 2]
Ooh, she know she cute, rich and thick gettin' money too
Call me up like, "What you gon' do?"
Then came through in a convertible coupe
With his and hers matching furs
You and me shopping spree, let's his the mall, we gon' splurge
That's on my word, 'cause we deserve
Oh no she didn't, ho yeah she did, she got some nerves
She twice as nice, spice, got that beans and rice
Extra biscuits with a pie, just ask for a slice
[Chorus]
Wet, wet, Aquafina, other side the grass is greener
Ass so fat, from the back she look like Trina
Or Serena, have you seen her?
Juicy breasts, some thick thighs, wanna get between 'em
Popeye's

[Verse 3]
She got that wicked chicken, it's finger lickin'
I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin', if you got it, ain't trickin'
For this happy endin', she be glad I'm spendin'
Used to borrow money, but now I'm lendin'
Late for class, you need a hall pass, that's natural all ass
What I'm puffin' on, all gas, I pay for that with all cash
Now I'm first, and you're last
Stay thirst mi amigos, I got a tall glass

[Chorus]
Wet, wet, Aquafina, other side the grass is greener
Ass so fat, from the back she look like Trina
Or Serena, have you seen her?
Juicy breasts, some thick thighs, wanna get between 'em
Popeye's