[Intro: Lil Darkie]
I gotta plug the keyboard in
Yuh
This is the adlibs
Ayy, ayy‚ yuh‚ n***a
You ain't know shit
My rap name is Lil Darkie
This beat is produced by LiL CUBENSiS
Be very quiet‚ my parents are sleeping in the adjacent room

[Verse 1: Lil Darkie]
Shh!
My mom and dad are sleeping
Through the corridors, I'm creeping
Just to get me some juice
Tie my bedpost like a noose so I can get out of my window
Now my dad has some security
The beeping will let him know that I'm tryna hang with friends, though
Smoking hella Indo‚ take a silent bong rip
I hope you can hear the smoke on my lip, bitch
I am just a bit rich, I have a thick bitch
Sittin' on my dick tip‚ I'm Indian so it fit

[Interlude: Lil Darkie & LiL CUBENSiS]
Hey! Shut the fuck up! It's two in the fucking morning, I gotta get up at 5 AM to work!
I'm sorry
Go the fuck to bed!
I'm sorry
Son of a bitch
The adlibs are back now
Yeah
[Verse 2: Lil Darkie]
Fuck my dad, my dad is a bitch, he's a snitch
Probably gon' go tell my mom to take the whole Nintendo Switch from me (Uh)
I'll drown him in Listerine that he makes me use even though it hurts (Uh)
My dad is the worst, it's a curse (Uh)
I'ma go and take some gum out Mama purse
Because I bet she got some gum inside her purse
I'm the first person to think of that
Where my daddy's drinks is at? I know this n***a ain't that smart
The fuck this n***a's drinks is at?
If I was him and he was me the fuck I'd think I'd think they at?
Underneath the sink I'd check

[Outro: Lil Darkie & LiL CUBENSiS]
Ooh, momma got a vibrator? What the fuck? Dad, what the fuck is this shit, n***a?
Hey, shut the fuck up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry
I'ma go to sleep now
Sike, n***a!