[The Devil's Invitation]

Big Kahuna’s got a chip on his shoulder
Big Kahuna’s sick of getting older
His golden days have passed, his face ain’t on the news
A blue eyed loose cannon with nothing left to lose

Gotta find a way to get back to the throne again
Will there be an answer to his prayers, or will he be alone again?

Out from the waves, a flume of smoke and fire
A red eyed prince, demon of desires
Horns on his head and a sharply tailored suit
Jet black slicked hair and a crimson board to boot

He said I’ll offer you a deal, tell me what you wanna know
I’ll take you any place, anywhere you ever want to go
If you let me take your hand, you’re a punk, you’re a rebel
And you only get the best when you’re surfing with the devil

So Big Kahuna took the deal with pleasure
Showered by riches beyond any measure
King of the Beach, he’s a surfing devotee
Every contest that he wins, he sees his future turning green
“How could it ever get better than this?” He says
One late night, full of sin and debauchary
The demon prince appeared again to the prodigy
He said, “Now that you have wealth, are you proud of what you earned? ”
“You're gonna follow me to hell where I’ll take your soul to burn."
Now Big Kahuna said “Hey man, what’s the big idea?”
This island is my home, you won’t take me anywhere
You offered me this life, I shook your hand ain’t that enough?
You want to take my soul, well, I don’t give a fuck

"Dude..."

[The Devil's Reprise]

"Dude, the debt must be repaid,"
For all your insolence
For all your arrogance
You must fulfill the pact that we hath made
"You, your soul is mine to take"
There won’t be any word of argument
You have become my property to claim

[The Devil's Goodbye]

Come back with me into my crimson realm
Beneath the granite and bevel
Make yourself at home in the fires of hell
And walk among the disheveled
If you think these terms are unfair and biased
Then you’d better get down on the level
You’ve been deceived, but baby, that’s me
That's what you get when you're...
SURFING WITH THE DEVIL