[Intro: SOLSA & Lil Darkie]
Oi cunt!
What's doing?
Yeah, what's going on?
Doing, doing, doing, what's doing?
Doing, doing, doing, doing, what's doing?
Crikey mate, haha
What's doing cunt?
Oi, I'm a fucking aussie from outback

[Verse 1: Lil Darkie]
I'm an Aussie
Drinking piss in outback
Brought straight from Britania, dry like Iraq
Now you done it (Now you done it)
You done made me upset
Oi! What's the John Dory?
With your country I bet you're a savage (Urgh)
Eating puppies and cats, that's ucked
Mother fucker, Rank boganI slap (Ah)
Cunt, my centrelink ain't came through
She'll be right by tommorow
I'm bashing this roo (Cheeky fuckin roo)

[Verse 2: Lil Darkie, SOLSA, and both]
Goonsack
Chugging at the doof and that is the truth
Sat on the dunny making rubbish
That's poo, dead set
Could I bum a dart mate
Out of dosh
I got vegemite sat on my plate (Oi cunt!)
Monday to Friday
Used to be the bush but now there's a highway
Oi, oi, oi, oi, staunched up
Why you look at me sideways?
Oi there ganga I'ma take you back to my place
The bottle'o's closed, I'm spewing (Urgh)
Spilled a schooner on my trackies
Now they all ruined (Ah, fucking trackies)
Dumb bloke, but I stay up in the sun hoe
Fuck oath, got my snag stuck up in her guts though (Ha)
[Verse 3: Lil Darkie]
Boof head! (What?)
You complaining when the truth said
Everything you represent, putrid (Rubbish!)
Punching Billie's pulling cones
Smoke inside my dome
Signal shit from my Vodafone
(Put my phone in the bin, would you)

[Outro: SOLSA]
Yeah!
So, I was fucking talking to this cunt
And he was, he was yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping
Swear to fuck, I nearly put my finger in his arsehole