[Intro: Lil Darkie, Buddy and Gimbel's Manager]
No, it isn't
Yes, it is
(Bitch ass n***as get no presents!)
No, it isn't
Yes, it is
No, it's not, where's the snow?
(Bitch ass n***as get coal!)
Why you smiling like that?
I just like to smile, smiling is my favorite
Make work your favorite, that's your new favorite, okay?
Okay
Work is your new favorite
Fine!
It's time for the announcement
Okay people, tomorrow morning, 10AM, Santa's coming to town!
SANTA! OH MY-

[Chorus: Lil Darkie]
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa

[Verse 1: Lil Darkie]
Lil' pussy, I'm smoking your cookies (ay!)
Lil' pussy, I'm smoking your cookies, ay
Ain't get shit, you playing that hooky, ay
My team made that film with the Wookiee, ay
I got me a bad, take a lookie, ay
Hit that bit' in the front, she a red nose
Pitter, patter, batter, I had hеr under the red clothеs
Slidin' with .5, B, I could just hit a lick
Know the lighter with a wire, be froze, I need a pit
Dashin' through the snow, ay!
Dashin' through the snow with a backwood in my hand
And I slam, on a sled, it's laughter when it land
Gingerbread broad take a bite out of a pussy
Got a milly in my noggin, and it tastin' kinda kushy
I'm Nicholas, so all these bitches, they on my body
Switching, I'm ditching the naughty
I ain't come here to play games!
[Verse 2: Royalty the Kidd]
You might get stick with the pistol, three hoes and they all black and white like a panda
Licks on my candy cane, jingle my bells
And they sat on my lap like, no bitch, I ain't Santa
[?] gon' show me I don't need no witnesses, light my blunt with the fire for emphasis
Infamous, infinite, Kazi is pissed and I'm pissing on all of the gifts on your Christmas list
Then I got dope so she smoking, she smoking on Christmas trees this just how lit we get
BITCH!

[Bridge: Lil Darkie, Royalty The Kidd]
Yeah, yeah...
It's Kazi the motherfucking reindeer in the building bitch..
Yeah, it's Lil Darkie
You see my red eyes..
Mm-hmm, it's Santa Claus, bitch!
(Okay Cube, I see you!)
Huh, yeah, yeah!

[Verse 3: Royalty The Kidd, Lil Darkie]
Kazi the red-eyed reindeer
Had a lot of pretty hoes
And if you ever saw him
He would say the kid got flow (he got flow! he got flow!)
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him gay
They never knew that reindeer
Would blow up in the damn rap game!
[Verse 4: Lil Darkie]
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Darkie dropped his tape
All bitch n***as far and wide
Turning in they graves tonight
Then all the underground loved them
And they shouted out with glee
Darkie and Kazi reindeer...
You'll go up in history!

[Outro: Lil Darkie]
HAPPY HOLIDAY!