I'm a clinically depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac
Not an admission, it's a South Park throwback
Episode 9 of Season 1, it was tons of fun back in 1997
But I'm trying not to live in the past
Even if the future's gonna kick my ass
The present's happening all of the time, after all

If you don't like what I am
File a complaint with yourself
It's frightened fucks like you
Who make people like me feel how they do