I ain't got no fire to light my cigarette
I'm just an old dog, lookin for my midnight pet
She lays out a matchstick and offers me the light
I take a drag and blow smoke right in her eyes
Blow smoke right in her eyes

Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?

You sure ain't an old dog, you could learn some tricks
Show me you're a good dog, show me you can beg
Maybe if you're real good, I'll give you tasty treats
Show me desperation, there's other dogs to meet
There's other dogs to meet

Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?

Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Poor doggie, where's your bone?
Your leash is a short one, roll over and play dead
You're my pretty doggie, I pat you on your head
Girl, you been so good, you sure do make me proud
I won't turn you up, but I will put you down
I will put you down
I will put you down

There's other dogs to meet
There's other dogs to meet
Ah ah, ah, ah