[Intro]
(Captain Crunch presents)
(Chai)

[Verse 1: 10kkev & Kasher Quon]
Can't wait 'til I catch this one internet thug
I'ma creep up on him and hit his ass with a snubnose
Workin' at the nail shop for a livin', he just scrub toes
The feds just knocked down my door with a bulldozer
Waited 'til the cop walked up and I pulled off
Reached my time limit, so I couldn't pull nothin' else off
Hit Meijers a replica MasterCard
Your bitch broke as hell, she don't even own a debit card
What's the point of a bank account if you ain't got shit in it?
Just gave a n***a some fake-ass bills that was counterfeited
Ever since I've been fuckin' with your bitch, she quit babysittin'
My bitch cut me off 'cause she found out I fucked the babysitter
Poured too much drank, when I ain't got it, that shit make me shiver
And I fucked that bitch one time, wouldn't hit or quit her
Sayin' that I'm broke, you got a vivid imagination
Slapped my lil' cousin 'cause I found out he was masturbatin'
Caught one of my opps walkin' in to the police station
Now they got me in handcuffs walkin' inside the police station
Now I know better than I beef with a fuckin' rat

[Verse 2: Kasher Quon & 10kkev]
If you want me on your song, that's a fuckin' stack
I ain't go kill you, I'ma beat you with a iron bat
Scammed the casino, won thirty thousand off Blackjack
This n***a rockin' baseball caps, not even snap backs
This n***a buyin' premium porn videos off Snapchat
Antisocial weirdo
Beat my bitch ass 'cause I caught her with a dildo
You broke as hell, sittin' in the crib eatin' sloppy joe
He tried to punch some pizza, it declined through Dominoes
Man, just give it up
Fake-ass buffs on your face, they stiff as fuck
I got your bitch on both knees, suckin' dick and balls
Just popped this n***a in his face with a football
You a bitch, so I'ma smack you with my back hand
My cousin nasty ass just got caught fuckin' a crackhead
And he bought a room for thirty-five at the homestead
This bitch suck my dick so stupid, I think she special ed
Me, Kev and Teejay close, we like Ed, Eddy and Edd
Or the three stooges
Say you gon' put your hands on us, you gon' have to prove it