[Intro]
Belmonts and bottles
DB9 full throttle
I feel like I'm drifting away
The pseudo life ain't bad as they say
Dreamin' about fuckin'
Back page, it's nothing
I'm dreamin' of a better day
The pseudo life ain't bad as they say

[Verse 1]
If I should die before I wake
Thank God I left this pseudo place
All I love and all I am
Is not in sync with God's great plan
After all is said and done
I pray that we at least had fun
And if I never penetrate
God take my life for goodness sake

[Chorus]
Pseudo, pseudo
Welcome to my funeral
Pseudo, pseudo
Welcome to my funeral
[Verse 2]
And when the sun falls from the sky
And demons roam the earth
I will not ask your Jesus why
I will not show my hurt
And when my baby leaves me here
And angels meant to fly
I will not hang my head, my dear
I swear I will get by

[Chorus]
Pseudo, pseudo
Welcome to my funeral
Pseudo, pseudo
Welcome to my funeral

[Outro]
Ha-haa
Ahh, ooh
Ah-ahh
Ah-ah-ah, ooh
Ah-ahh
Ehh-ohh
Ah-ahh