[Alex and Izm, back and forth]
[scratches]
Ladies, gentlemen and loose cunts
[scratches]
Give it up for DJ Izm
[scratches]
Yo, here's a call to all you shit-cunt DJs out there
[scratches]
This is my boy DJ Izm, man, it's fuckin' convenient, it's three letters
[scratches]
I Z M, mate
[scratches]
I Z M, mate

[scratches + samples]
Here we go again
I hope you're listenin'

Don't even try and fucking compete (with) these fuckin' fingers
They can work those buttons like a thousand little clitorises
[scratches]

[Outro]
The Cialis Cuts
Introduced and brought to you by DJ Izm, Canberra