[Intro: Next]
Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin' (Uh-huh)
Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin' (Yeah)
Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin'
Next and 50 (And we'll do it again)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life (Yeah)
Playboy November issue page three was my wife (Uh-huh)
I ain't never had a problem with going for delf
I did a drawing of a box I drew it myself
I go up and down like a merry go round
Closed eyes, visions of some ass, splash (Splash)
I touch on myself when there ain't no shorties to touch me
After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me

[Verse 2: T-Low]
I can imagine you're here
In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah
It's like your sexy moans I hear
Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear
I close my eyes and we appear
Me on top, you on top, even from the rear, yeah
Cum myself, it'll work
Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk
[Chorus: Next]
I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin' (Alright)
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she won't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth in a rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin'
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she won't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth in a rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

[Verse 3: RL]
I e-mailed you, tried the cell too
Tried to contact you
But I failed too
Pants swelled too
What should I do?
Touch myself?
When I thought about you
[Verse 4: 50 Cent]
Yo, yo I'd rather be on the road
Home sick than being sick of home (Uh)
I'd rather have a short to help me
Then do it on my own (Uh huh)
Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig? (Whoo)
I play the block to get my work off (Uh)
D's come I murk off (Yeah)
Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off (C'mon)
Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies
I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky
I make it real easy for you to bop to this
Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist
New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit
Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips
Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit
Only a selected few can rock to this
Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, what's stoppin' this?

[Chorus: Next]
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin'
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she won't listen (No, no)
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth in a rhythm
(Back and forth in a rhythm oh oh)
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk
I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin'
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she won't listen
(It feels so good when I touch myself)
I make the decision to handle my own business (Ooh ooh)
Back and forth in a rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

[Verse 5: Next]
Ain't nobody loving me like me
Especially when wife be acting funny (Funny)
Cause ain't no need for no money (Uh uh oh)
Hand soap can be so lovely (Uh uh oh)
Take your hand and aim to please (Hey hey)
Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees (Hey hey)
Take a towel and cover your jeans
Move it back and forth till you see babies
('Cause I'm a jerk)

[Chorus: Next]
I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin'
Got me fiendin' for the kitten (For the kitten)
I call but she won't listen (But she won't listen no)
I make the decision to handle my own business
(Make the decision to handle mine)
Back and forth in a rhythm
Till I make the jizm (Till I make the jizm I'm a jerk)
I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl done came up missin'
Got me fiendin' for the kitten (For the kitten)
I call but she won't listen (She won't)
I make the decision to handle my own business (Ahhh)
Back and forth in a rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

[Outro: RL]
I'm a jerk, eh, if you're a jerk, ha yeah
How do it work?
Show me how you move it back and forth now babe
For the guys and the girls
Move it all around now work, I'm a jerk
Now