[Intro: Daron Malakian]
Old-school
Hollywood
Baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball!

[Verse 1: Daron Malakian with Serj Tankian]
Tony Danza cuts in line
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Standing in the sun, I'm wasting my time
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

[Pre-Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

[Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

[Verse 2: Daron Malakian with Serj Tankian]
Hey, man, don't you touch my belt
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Standing in the sun, I'm about to melt
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
[Pre-Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

[Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood

[Bridge: Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Old-school Hollywood baseball

[Pre-Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi is ten feet tall
Old-school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

[Chorus: Daron Malakian]
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood
Old-school Hollywood, washed-up Hollywood