[Verse 1: Queen Chrysalis]
This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather 'round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

[Verse 2: Princess Cadance]
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all

[Pre-Chorus: Queen Chrysalis]
I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well, I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all

[Chorus: Queen Chrysalis]
No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room
But I still want him to be all mine
[Verse 3: Princess Cadance]
We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for love and cherish him each day

[Chorus: Princess Cadance]
For I, oh, so love the groom
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh, Shining Armor
I'll be there very soon

[Outro: Queen Chrysalis & Princess Cadance]
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make
He'll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be...
Mine! All mine! [*evil laughs*]