Ooo, those newborn twins
They really make me mad!
If they met up with monsters
I'd be only too glad!

Ooo, those newborn brats
They drive me up a wall!
If they were chased by lightning
I wouldn't cry at all!

[SPIKE]
Don't be silly!
They're just babies!
You're just talking out of spite
You don't wanna see them hurt!

[BABY TIC TAC TOE]
Why not?
It sure would serve them right!

[ALL]
Ooo, those newborn twins
I'd have no regrets
If someone bought them collars
And turned them into pets!
Then you'd see us breaking into grins
Laughing and jeering
Choking and cheering
Sneering at those newborn twins!