[DRAGON]
I was born to be a monster
The fates gave me no choice
I've got the monster's nose and the monster's toes
And the monster's gravelly voice
Haha!
When you're born to be a monster
What else can you do?
You've got to grunt and growl and hunt and prowl
Like other monsters do
Someone's got to be the ogre

[HERCULES]
Or who would heroes have to fight?

[DRAGON]
And wouldn't you know it's just my luck
I've never been just right
I was born to be a monster
But I still have a heart
So please don't hiss and boo at me with scorn
It's not my fault a monster, I was a-born