All I want is to be a knight
Fighting evil and doing right
But it seems my chance is slight
Everything I try always go awry

I'll start fighting an evil witch
Should have managed without a hitch
But her pets made me sneeze and itch
Everything I do always go askew

Once I tried my best
To rid a town of rats
I was so depressed
All I did was frighten off the cats!

Damsels call me when in distress
I show up but it ends up a mess
Never once have I known success
Still my wish is strong to be
Don't tell me it's wrong to be
Oh, how I long to be a knight!