[TEDDY]
Want the girls at your feet?
Don't be friendly or sweet

[ACE]
Lesson number one
Listen to me, son
Here's the way it's done!
Don't act shy and nervous like a foo-oo-ool
You have to play a part

[TEDDY and ACE]
Play cool!

[LANCER]
Cool?

[TEDDY and ACE]
Cool

[BON BON]
Want to catch the boy's eye?
Bake a chocolate cream pie

[PATCH]
Let him know you like riding on a bike
Goin' for a hike
[MELODY]
Sashay down the halls when you're at schoo-oo-ool

[STARLIGHT]
You have to play it smart

[MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON]
Play cool!

[TEDDY and ACE]
When a girl is there, act like you don't care

[MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON]
Play it meek and coy
That's the way to win the boy

[TEDDY and ACE]
Don't be left on the shelf
Learn to package yourself

[MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON]
It's a common fact
Putting on an act
Helps you to attract
When in doubt, recall this golden ru-u-ule
You want to win his heart?
[TEDDY and ACE]
You want to win her heart?

[ALL]
Play cool!

[BRIGHT EYES and LANCER]
You're sure this is gonna work?