[Introduction: Moochick]
Home is where the heart is
It's where you hang your hat
Without a home, you're nowhere
And nowhere is no place to be at!

[Spoken: Wind Whistler & Moochick]
Precisely, Mister Moochick!
But what do you propose we do about it?
Why, there's only one thing to do!

[Verse 1: Moochick]
You have to find a home
You can't live without a home
Why, everybody has to have a home!
And I've got one to suit you to a T
It's this darling little villa in Capri
Lots of closet space and overlooks the sea!

[Spoken: Megan]
Uh, Mister Moochick, it's very sweet of you to offer
but I don't think that's exactly what the little ponies had in mind.

[Verse 2: Moochick]
No? But, goodness me, they have to find a home!
How about the Hippodrome?
It used to be quite popular in Rome
Or why not do what Cleopatra did?
And buy a nice Egyptian pyramid?
Take a look, I guarantee you'll flip your lid!
[Spoken: Fizzy, Wind Whistler & Moochick]
Wow, that's terrific!
There's no doubt it's quite wonderful, Mister Moochick
but we couldn't possibly live there!
My, my, you certainly are picky little ponies!
Hmm, let me see...

[Verse 3: Moochick]
How about a teepee?
How about an igloo?
How about a treehouse made completely from bamboo?
I knew a woman once - lived in a shoe!
Alright, I know it simply isn't you
You need a place to dwell, the Taj Mahal is swell
Or maybe you'd prefer a swank hotel?
Or how about a palace like Versailles?
Well I really don't know what I ought to try
You're looking for some castle in the sky!

[Spoken: Wind Whistler, Fizzy, Megan and Moochick]
We truly apologise for being so difficult Mister Moochick, but Dream Castle was rather special.
Yeah! It's not so easy to replace
But you can do it, I know you can!
You see, Mister Moochick
to the little ponies Dream Castle was like
like a little bit of Heaven
Heaven? Well I'm afraid you little ponies had better come back down to Earth!
[Verse 4: Moochick]
You have to find a home - how about the Astrodome?
Or something futuristic made of chrome?
I'm sorry, but if you want my advice
You'll simply have to make a sacrifice
I know the home you had was very nice

[Outro: Moochicken, Wind Whistler, Fizzy & all]
But what you're looking for... is paradise!
We'll take it!
It's paradise!
Oh, thank you!
It's paradise!