All I want is
A nice electric knife
I wonder if that man was the one
Who broke the neck bone of his wife
She asked him nicely
To change to channel five
But then the motherfucker snapped got up and went to end her life

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Loving boyfriend left some by the tree for me

I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face is blue
I will love you till your face i—