[Verse 1]
Friday's lecture was all I needed
To clue me in
Your expertise is ancient
Please fill this thimble
Kiss it red, gold and green

[Chorus 1]
We never go down south of the mouth
Just always waiting to break on through
I paint it black, you paint it back to blue
I paint it black, you paint it back to blue
I paint it black, you paint it

[Verse 2]
Put down your Pussy Galore CD
Didn't mean to give you the blues, the blues
You travel light, right?
So fig this one simple contradiction
Hey, it's cool, hey, it's causal

[Chorus 2]
So then it was true
I guess I'll leave it alone now
It's not enough just to stick it, singer
Give you a big hand
It's not enough when you're so tough
I try to be cruel when I can
I try to stay cruel when I could
I try to be cruel when I can
I try to stay cruel when I could
I try to be cruel when I can
I try to stay cruel when I could
I try to be cruel when I can
[Outro]
I am the Greek god of the silver seas
If I can't have you then at least
Shoobie doo wah