[Verse 1]
Skinny was born in a bathtub and grew so incredibly thin
That even the end of an eyedropper sucked him in
Skinny never knew any questions and Skinny never looked at lights
But Skinny sold something every single night

[Verse 2]
Skinny sold a soldier to me, Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup and a knife
Skinny found a "Hello, Dolly" record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver in the fall

[Outro]
Hello Dolly
Hello Dolly
Hello Dolly
Hellooooo