[Verse 1]
Girls on the beaches commit a sin
If they don't show yards and yards of skin
Preceding message to you has been
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

[Verse 2]
Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

[Verse 3]
Any male in Fort Lauderdale
Who is not pursuing a cute female
Will automatically land in jail
That's the law in Fort Lauderdale

[Verse 4]
Pretty girls 18 to 23
If their technique ain't what it should be
Get love instruction for free from me
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce