[Verse 1]
I got over Charlotte Thompson, Goldie Johnson
Lord they done me wrong
I took it hard with Peggy Harper
She hurt me bad, but not for long
There's just one I remember
Makes me feel funny down inside
I'd trade 'em all for just one hour
Of Susan when she tried

[Verse 2]
No there's never been a woman
Who could make me weak inside
And give me what I needed
Like Susan when she tried

[Verse 3]
It gets worse in the summer
When the nights are hot and long
And it's bad in December
When they play those Christmas songs
So if you ask me and I don't tell you
Bet your sweet bottom dollar I lied
Cause there's never been one better
Than Susan when she tried