[Presley]
Well, well, well, well, well
Well, well
That's all, folks
Thank you, that's it
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
It's a pleasure to be here and I hope you have a good time, this evening
And I hope I can get my mouth to work right, you know?
Wellawellawellawella
Look [???], no, you know, don't jive me
Lord, help me
C'mere, child
I ain't gonna do that again, either
[???] how long it took me to comb my hair and you blew the ball game out -
I'm sorry, folks, I have thosе occasionally, I can't help it, but you know
That's actually how I got in show business, you know
By-by turning around-now wait a minute!
No, no, I just did that onе day, you know, my, my, my, my
My Fruit of the Loom was too tight
And that's all there is to it, you know, and I said-
Actually, put him on TV, hot damn!
Woo!
Well well well well
Well well well well
Well well well well well
Well well
Well
Well-
Weeeeelllllllllllllll.......
Thank you, ladies
That's it, folks
Well
After the show, honey, just-
Well
Let me get another 'Well' out, you know, just one more-
Well well, m'kay
Well well well well well well
Well well well well well
Hm-hm
Standing in front of 14,000 people to laugh my career away
We got lucky and all of us ended together that time for a change
See, what time this show start?
I'd like to, uh, walk around for a second, get my breath back, y'know
You see my breath over there?
What do you want, honey, what is it?
Now wait a minute, just one-there's four, you see
Just give it a little-one minute
Now kid (My bad)
Let me-ah-a-let me do something, ladies and gentlemen, just
I'm gonna-I'm gonna do just the end part of that song and listen to this crazed basing over here, listen to it-
B-52 bomber! WWRRROOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
You sound like you're in a good mood, ladies and gentlemen, and we're gonna try to keep it that way. *clears throat*
My belt's falling off, my suit's getting too big-
Next show tomorrow night, I'll just show up with a big-big bunch of hair and a suit, that's all
I'm from Tupelo, Texas-no
Tupelo, Texas - Memphis, Texas
You know what I can't do?
Keep my belt up
Since today is Father's Day, I'd like to, um, introduce you to my father
You share with me
Daddy, just stand up there [???]
[Vernon]
Hello!
[Presley]
He's more of a hound than I am
[Vernon]
Oh boy!
[Presley]
That's where I learned all that stuff from, you know, when I was two weeks old
I'd like to tell you of something how-
All kidding aside, we've been here-we've done four shows here, and
The audience-we've been having some of the best we've ever worked to in these last few days
This next song, uh, ladies and gentlemen, is one that I recorded
When I first started singing 'em
And I was on the Louisiana Hayride in Shreveport
Shreveport, Tennessee
Nah, just kidding
Look, I got my tiger
Hey, [???]
But next to the eagle
Let me just walk around for a s-
Honey, I'm awfully sweaty
You don't mind?
Okay, lay it on me, kid
Guys are from Louisiana, aren't you?
This whole band, this whole band from Louisiana? Okay
Now, really, there I brought up in Shreveport 15 years ago
I love you, honey, oh, God do I love you, but I gotta sing this song
Glenn, I didn't give it a cue yet, just wait a minute, you know, okay
You know what I can't do?
I'll be back here in just a few minutes
After I do two or three hundred songs, I'll be back there
*clears throat*
And over there, too
What, honey?
You don't tell me what you want, I can't help you, kid
I can't help you
Well, that's hep, H-E-P
Two soldiers were laughing their city heads off, you know
I like it
I might sound like this, [???], you know, not necessary, just, you know
Okay, I'll get back in it
See, people have thought for a long time that that was a thing I do to try to be all sexy, y'know?
Try to stand up, that's all I mean
Brace myself
You sound like you're in a very good mood, you're a very good audience, thank you
Ah, this next song is a song that I recorded about 15-to-20 years ago
And, uh, my voice was much higher
So I'll have to be careful or I'll strip my gears, you know
Here's all left shoe, anything
Ask and you shall receive, challengers
What the heck was that gonna do?
Everybody up on stage, ladies and gentlemen, uh, I was in the studio today
We really love what we're doing, we love to sing, we like to make music, and, y'know, make you happy, that's all
Honey, I will be right over there in a moment
Just hang loose, child, I shall be there
Maybe you should turn it around, Lane, let the audience see it?
I'M ON DOWN-um
Yeah
Turn around, turn around
N'aw, well, honey, just-just give me a little time
I gotta sing, uh, two-and-a-half songs, and I'll turn around, okay?
Well
That ain't it
Oh, that's not it, I'm sorry
Well
Honey, what are you squealing for? I'm just singing here 'Well, well, well', that's all I've done
Well
And that's all I've gotta do, I've got it made, man, just-
Well well well well well well
Just twitch I developed(?)
If I get 'em on going in once, they'll put me in a straight jacket and take me away
I'm not doing that, don't do that again, you, you know, you're sitting here laughing at me, aw, really, it's all, you know, its
[???] my mom? How can I sing an homage? Oo-oOo-oO okay
My first movie was turned around, oh
My first movie was
(I said that three times) My first movie was Love Me Tender, and I like to sing those that way
Thank you very much
I-I'd like to apologize because the band got lost that time
I was right, but they were all wrong
I won't take the blame, I ain't gonna-
No, I was wrong, yeah
Okay
You know what I can't do?
I forgot
I'd like to tell you something
In, in, in Austin City, uh, I don't think I've ever played this, uh, this place before
We haven't? Sorry
But you're really a fantastic audience, you really are, you really-
And if we've done anything to entertain you, then, uh, it makes us very happy
Oh, we ain't leaving yet, I just turn my little speech here to get my breath, that's all
Oh, you wanna hear Don't Be Cruel? Okay
Um, I heard somebody asked me, uh, the very first song I recorded
That's All Right, Mama
Remember? That's All Right, Mama
Okay, you got it, baby, hang on
Thank you very much
This next song is-oh yeah, over there, I forgot
Sorry
Honey, I'll be up there later
See, I got a
I got a big grapevine that's swinging on through-
SHWEEP!
You know, yeah, yeah
This next song is a song that I recorded when I first started singing, about two years ago
And, uh, my scarf's got fuzz on it
Okay, honey, I'll do that one, and that one, and the other one you asked for too
But you know what I can't do?
All three of them at once, no way
What do I do next?
Well-no
Well
Well well well well well well
I know what you're thinking, 'Turn around'
I love you, too, honey
I ain't got off the ground yet, I'm in love
Where was I?
[Stage Hand]
'Well well well well'
[Presley]
Thank you very much, I appreciate it
I was welling
The show will be delayed 10 minutes while I turn around
There are people out here
A whole, a whole bunch of folks
Okay, honey
Wait a minute, wait a minute, time out
I gotta sign this hound dog
I'd like to tell you that, uh, the last time we were here, uh, we had a fantastic time
But this time, it's much better
Really
The reception the audience, it's-
This next song is one of my first records
That I did when I was a mere child
Let's see, which one was it?
I'm just getting to start a song and you give me a sucker, yeah
Oh, it's a rose, I thought it was a sucker
This to me
You hold the rose
Wait a minute
No rose, no scarf, baby
Honey, where'd you get that rose?
YOU AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTT
No, you don't know what I'm gonna do, you just-
YOU AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTT
YOU AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTT GIVING ME
I can't get up
I'll be over in a minute, just hang loose, right
I get wha-hoo, I'll get right over there
You know what I can't do?
Do it again, I still can't do it
Hello, Memphis
It's a pleasure to be home here, you know, for the first time in a long time
Thank you
I'd like to tell you something if I could
Uh, it's always been said that a person cannot, uh, return to their hometowns, but you have just proven that theory completely and you really made it worthwhile
A lot of people ask me a lot of questions that I really can't answer
The only I can tell you is that we really like what we're doing and we, and we have a lot of fun up here as you can see
And if we can share it with the audience so we, uh, it really makes it worthwhile
So, you've made it worthwhile
Raining flowers, anyone do this?
It's not wrong
Can have this, okay?
Thanks for the flowers and the little bear
Women, I'm very curious, what is it?
What's a what?
A record?
Over a record?
No record
You won't play one, I'll tell you for sure
[Audience Member]
Ha ha!
[asks Elvis something]
[Presley]
Yes, I did, honey, I sure did, I saw it
Hello up there!
Ain't it funny?
Ha ha ha ha, no
Heh heh
[???] I'll do the same thing again, I'll be okay
I've been trapped- (laughter)
Woo!
Oh, oh, that goes twenty years down the drain, boy
Ahem
[Audience]
Woo!
Damn!
[Presley]
Oh, Lord
Heh
Thank you!
It's been a pleasure laughing with you
Just a second
Time out
You know what I can't do?
You're my belt [???] wait
Huh?
Well
Well well well well well well
Well well well well
Well well well well well
Well well well well
Alright, now
That's it, thank you very much
