[Verse 1]
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes The News of the World
Yes, you could say she was attractively built

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Instrumental Break]
(Hey!) Great!