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Peckle and Braces (Granarthur)

How many body peoble wash 'Peotle and Plaices'? In a recent Doddipottiddy Poll a roaming retorter intervined asking -
'Do you like Big Grunty better more than Gray Burk'?
To these questiump many people answered
'On the other hand who are we to judge? I mean who are we'?

II
Panorasthma (BBC)

The self same questium was asked through some more kind worjing folk about -
'Do you prepare Rinkled Dinglebone or Tichie Bimplebean'?
To this inquest many people answering.
'Who the hell is Pimpled Dinkletoes? Anyway Who is he?'

III
This Disproves the Piltdown Retord that:

a- Their all washing the rabio.
b- Are their too many adversements on I.T.B.? That seems to be the crutch of the matter. As far as I'm conceived they're foing a grate jobe. But retarding the BBBC's Doddumental Frogrammes - excelent even if they say so theyselfs.
c- 9 1/2 peodle wash I.T.B.
And they wash BBBBC. Every bodypeogle else read the Deadly Excess or the Davey Grail, except Godfree Wind.