[Verse 1]
Oh yeah, I told her something
I thought she'd understand
But when I said that something
I had to hold her hands
I had to hold her hands
I had to hold her hands

[Verse 2]
When I tried to kiss her
She bit me on the chin
As I held her hands
She kicked me on the shin
She kicked me on the shin
She kicked me on the shin

[Bridge 1]
It only hurts internally inside
In surplus GI shoes she wears
Skin my hide
Skin my hide
Skin my hide
Whoo!

[Verse 3]
When I hold her hands
I never havе to worry
I don't like to hold them
But it is necеssary
But it is necessary
But it is necessary
[Bridge 2]
I touched her arms when they felt hairy outside
I can't help feeling that I touched
A cow's hide
A cow's hide
(A cow's hide?)
Yeah, a hide, hide
A cow's outside
Well, bring the old heifer in before she gets milked
(Moo!)

[Verse 4]
Well, something electrifies me
I hope you understand
If you electrocute me
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands