Welcome to Larry King Live!
How do you explain Tim Allen?

[Theme from *Home Improvement*]
Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah! Ugh ugh! [loops]
Dooby-dooby-dub-dub-dub, ah [loops]

Phil Collins is next!
["In the Air Tonight" drum break]

Da boom na da noom na namena! [loops]
[Belch]

[Instrumental from "In The Summertime"]

Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah! Ugh ugh! [loops]
Dooby-dooby-dub-dub-dub, ah [loops]
Dah dah dah-dah dah, dee dee dee-dee dee [loops]
Right on
D'oh d'oh d'oh-d'oh d'oh
Fwssh fwssh fwssh

All I wanna do is...
D'oh d'oh d'oh d'oh
And a...
Yeah baby!
And take your money [x3]
["In the Air Tonight" drum fill]
Da boom na da noom na namena! [loops]
EARGH?? [loops]

Doo doo doo doo [loops]
[All samples loop]
Du hast
Du hast mich

All I wanna do is...
[4x dog sound effects]
And a...
[Yoshi sound effect]
[Cat sound effect]
And take your money [x2]

All I wanna do is...
Oh-wa-ah-ah
And a...
Ugh ugh!
[Drum roll from "In the Air Tonight"]
And take your money

Da boom na da noom na... SHIKAKA! [loops]

[Opening riff of "Basketcase"]
[Theme from *Home Improvement*]
God damn it lady, you know I ain't lying to ya
I'm only gonna tell you one time
Dooby-dooby-dub-dub-dub, ah [loops]
Aah-yeah! Woo! [Loops]
Oh-wa-ah-ah-ah! Ugh ugh! [loops]

[Outro]
I can't wait to read this book. They tell me there's a story in the book about you having sex with a ghost?

Oh boy, yeah, this was at a time when I was filming Ghostbusters.​
[Fades into "Bustin"]