[Dedicated to all who are affected by and recovering from the Kentucky tornadoes..]

One, two, three

Prophets today need no mountain
Ain't no mountains 'round here
Sit quiet by the river, life untold
What river? You show me where

Some will lie from the bible
They breathe righteous air
Some learned life in high school
I did not learn life there

I'd watch the parade go by
Like most folks 'round here
From my one piece
Thermo-molded country plastic chair

I like the green ones
Not the ones that look like wood
The white ones make me feel tropical
Basic model's still good

From Trenton to Tahiti
From Encino to the 'hood
Most common object in the noon day sun
[unintelligible]
Real regrets I actually miss
Couple dames shoulda tried to kiss
No real disappointment persists
Or darkens my door there

I rule fairly
Over my kingdom
From my one piece
Thermo-molded country plastic chair

Well, it's late, get yourself a drink
Sit yourself down here
Come and watch the world drift by
From a one piece thermo-molded country plastic chair