Right

Long shot lover was a real bun buster
Talkin' lethal fantasy
'Cause the next best thing was nothin' much
And the next best thing was me

Well, I was workin' on approval so I got her on the rocks
And I put her on the tip of my tongue
I said, "Don't get smart with an angel, babe
You ain't the girl next door and we ain't done."

Wow
It's simple fantasy

Last call
And I don't need no drink
If this is last call
Could be later than you think, baby

Last call
Yeah, before they hit the lights
This is last call
But that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks when they're beatin' my boys
And I ask her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?"
And she gives me a multiple choice
It's like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Poised on the proverbial brink
I asked her, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink." Uh

You gotta stoop to conquer me

Last call
And I don't need no drink
If this is last call
Could be later than you think

Last call
Wow, before they hit the lights
Last call
But that don't mean goodnight

I'm a real good loser 'cause I get a lot of practice
With the breaks when they're beatin' my boys
So I ask her, "What's the only thing to do in this town?"
And she gives me a multiple choice

It's like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Poised on the proverbial brink
I said, "How the hell you get in those tight blue jeans?"
She said, "For starters you could buy me a drink."
It was last call
But I don't need no drink
Last call
Could be later than you think

Last call
Whew, before they hit the lights
This is last call
But that don't mean goodnight

(Last call) Yeah
(Last call) It's later than you think
(Last call) Ow, tell 'em 'bout it babe
(Last call) Last call

Last call
Last call
Last call
Wow, it's alright, ooh
Ooh