Just like the army
I was bein' all I could be
I was feelin' next to awesome
In my cleanest dirty jeans

She said, "Honey read the small print
If ya wanna be with me
When it comes to you and fashion
You're a totally emergency."

Right up the middle
Touchdown and that's the game
Extra point and you're never the same

Tight as a fiddle string
Shot right through the brain
Graspin' straws and that ain't all
You'll slip right down her drain

(Drop at a time is all you need)
Try it once but easy does it
(Satisfaction guaranteed)
Try it twice, you gotta love it
(Drop at a time is all you need)
She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
Here goes one more drop in the bucket
She wore a whole lot of not enough
And served it up with class
Had a sunny disposition
And a somewhat shady past

Her t-shirt ended early
And her hot pants started late
When it came to vice and versa
O I did not hesitate

Right to the action
For a bird's eye view of the play
There ain't a promise that you won't make

Hike and keep passin'
And ya play it with a little pain
You came here for some love and war
So suit up for the game

(Drop at a time is all you need)
Try it once but easy does it
(Satisfaction guaranteed)
Try it twice, gotta love it
(Drop at a time is all you need)
She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
Well, here come one more drop in the bucket
Here come one more drop in the the bucket
Gotta get it one more
Yes, I'm just a drop in the bucket

(Drop in the bucket, drop in the bucket)
Here come one more, gotta get one more
Talkin' 'bout one more drop in the bucket
Oh yeah (Drop in the bucket, drop in the bucket)
Ooh, ooh (Drop in the bucket, drop in the bucket)
(Drop in the bucket, drop in the bucket)
(Drop in the bucket, drop in the bucket)