Joe Jonas
Cribs
*Knock on door*
*"Cake By the Ocean" playing*

[JinJoo Lee]
누구세요?
오...안녕하세요.
Come in.
Welcome to DNCE house.
And we are so excited to be the VEVO Lift artists.
And I want to show you our living room.
Come in.
This is my guitar teacher.
This is all some friends just hanging with us.
They are here.
Something smells so good, I think somebody's cooking right now.

*"Toothbrush" playing*

[JinJoo Lee]
Joe!
What are you doing?

[Joe Jonas]
Oh, hey, JinJoo.
Oh, you know, I'm making one of my great, great uncle's least favorite recipes.
Whew, careful there, it's hot
Just a little chips...and salsa.
You know, the great thing about chips and salsa, you know what it goes great with?
Our EP, SWAAY, just came out, it's on iTunes.
*clicks tongue twice*

*bear growl heard*

[Joe Jonas]
I hear that?

*bear growl gets louder*

[Joe Jonas]
You hear that?

*bear growl gets louder and stops*
[Joe Jonas]
I think it's the Big Kat.

[Jack Lawless]
Yo.

[Joe Jonas]
Hey, Big Kat, how ya doin'?

[Jack Lawless]
Good, man, I was about to get in the pool.

[Joe Jonas]
Oh.

[Jack Lawless]
You guys wanna come check it out?
Um, couple of fun facts about the house.
It was uh...built by uh...Johnny Appleseed and Paul Bunyan in 1886.
It was the first house in...Los Angeles to have a pool.
And...I'm gonna check that pool out now.

*"Pay My Rent" plays*
*Jack Lawless jumps in pool*
*"Yay" sound effect sounds*
[Joe Jonas]
10 out of 10!

[JinJoo Lee]
Wow!

[Joe Jonas]
Let's go check out Cole's room.
You gotta be really careful around Cole, he's a *bleep*.
He's also a liquor, and looker.

*Barking sounds*

[Joe Jonas]
Uh!
Did I just hear Cole Whittle?

[JinJoo Lee]
Think so.

[Joe Jonas]
Cole!
Darling!

*Cole Whittle screams*

[Joe Jonas]
Here we go!
Cole's room!
Door number one!

[Cole Whittle]
Whoa, what's up, y'all?

*"Jinx" plays*

[Joe Jonas]
Hey, Cole, what are you doing there?

[Cole Whittle]
Well, basically, um...we're working on some of the choreography for our summer tour, uh...with Selena Gomez and I think I've got some really good dressly going, um...

*Cole Whittle fast talking 2x speed*

[Cole Whittle]
Well, here, dudes, are the DNCE factory.
The grind don't stop.
So, uh...I'm gonna say thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making us the VEVO Lift artists, but we gotta, we gotta head on out, so I'm gonna direct you out the door right now.

[Joe Jonas]
Alright, thank you very much.

[Cole Whittle]
Please, have a good one, please.
Hit the road, please.
Out you go.
Don't let that thing hit you in the you-know-what on the way out.

*All music stops*