[Spoken Intro: Open Mike Eagle]
Yo, this Service Merchandise shit, this is crazy
Yo, y'all be wilin' out, man
Like, y'all come with these whole outer space concepts, man
Sounds, sounds intentional
I'm so curious, like, how do y'all come up with this stuff?
Like, what is the process?

[Verse 1: Video Dave]
Whiskey
Look at Mikey, he likes it
Another whiskey
Look at Rifty, he fights it
Another whiskey
Any whiskey?
No, I'm picky, but I'm thrifty
So I'm open to a new one if the bartender convince me

Look at Davey, he writes it
Over the bеat, child actor designed it
It's not a race, if it wеre it'd be relay
No sound of space, on Earth it's just a DJ
He say, she say
They say, we say
Check the cover, this ain't Eastbay
Service Merch is sourced and purposed
Newer than the first day of the month is
Truer than the arrow North on a compass
I hate assumptions but assume that y'all gon' love this
Turn up the playback 'til neighbors bring the ruckus
Motherfuckas
La la la la

[Verse 2: STILL RIFT]
I am gracious
I am given
I play team sports
I play support
I am all sorts
I have no type
I can peace make
I can street fight
I can break hearts
I have false starts
I see all parts
I won't depart
I am spiteful
I'm delightful
I will break you, but I won't fight you
I despise you, but I might like you
I'm replaceable
I'm untraceable
I'm invincible
I am legend
I am six of one
I am pixie dust
I am heaven
I have Dante's ring
I have devils
I have cherubims
I'm excitable
I'm depression
I am Legion, but I am weapon
La la la la

[Verse 3: Open Mike Eagle]

One two, one two

I'm out the game, two flagrant foul wells[?]
I'm out the world like baby Kal-El
I'm untrained I can play the cowbell
I farm me and I harvest often
I'm hearin' things, or is JARVIS talkin'?
Can you direct me to your largest Walkman?
I'll convert it to the hardest coffin
I'm a genius to some people
I unseam like a dung beetle
My asking price would stun people
The mutual funds, I'm unequal
I'm known to whistle while I'm grave walkin'
I call it down like Graymalkin
When Deebo leaves, I stay talkin'
Had to fuck to Texas, make Austin
Catch me in Inglewood jaywalkin'