[Verse 1: milo]
Kanye West is Robocop, I'll be Judge Dredd
I'm playing video games until my eyes are blood red
Another thing I have in common with rap hobbyists
Navigating levels of upper-crust music snobbiness
I have the dedication of an NRA lobbyist
My version of a Dungeon Crawl is learning to undo her bra
Hip hop is a real-life testing of Galaxium
Ledgers overflowing with which rap factions I'm in
I'm not one to sock cats in their schnauzers
Exceptions can be made for Dr. Eggman and Bowser
I played Duke Nukem, but pretended I was Jack Burton
Which boosted my confidence whenever I laid the hurtin'
I tell ya, there's big trouble in little Chinatown
When I don't drink alcohol and pretty girls want me to buy them rounds
And you know I can't dance good
I quicken my pace whenever I chance through the hood
Flexing outdated moves like the Chicken Wing
Flirting with new girls who talking 'bout "oh chick we need to fix some things"
I guess we're talking cheats codes
I give you digits and you need not repeat those
I have to refrain from getting plastered
'Cause then I'd be an especially awkward bastard
I'm very shy, social interactions are boss fights
The best of rappers will probably floss tonight
I'll be at home with a Sonic hair brushing my teeth
Between my status and theirs is a sound barrier reef
Fear is the mind killer
And weird means I simply rhyme iller
I suppose this is something of a boss fight
I knew I should've worn my cross tonight
[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
I'm Simon Belmont but kind of shell shocked
Bill collectors turn to bats and post in my mailbox (every day!)
So raise your hands if you're assure as me
That losses at hit points means increased insecurities
Another day another princess to lure me
To double jump over gates, stabbed by a fleur-de-lis
Cause the pressure in the shower sucks
Degree in the backpack is a portable power up
I did a show trying to wait to get my quarters paid
Now I'm home late tip toeing some survival horror game
No health pack, getting low in the stealth stat
No rumble function but I'm pretty sure I felt that
If I wake the kid, it's a Final Fight
Avoiding diapers packed with funky dynamite
Mad experience points if you get that reference
If you're the king of Kong, I'll show difference yeah
Yea, but no mailed in video
Jumping clips like I'm tailwind Turner
He rocks the red and I rock indigo
Fighting hordes for the pale skin burners[?]
Yeah shit gets political
Blocked for the clown face hypes with syringes
It's like that old school game NARC
Base hands hide make moves like ninjas
[Outro]
Over there, over there
Don't do drugs