[Intro: Open Mike Eagle]
Ayo, yo, yo
This one goes out to all the headasses out there
I feel you
This is a headass support group
I'm a—I'm a master headass myself
Uh, if I was a superhero, my name might be Captain Headass-ica
If I was a, uh, Transformer, my name might be Headass-imus Prime
Welcome home

[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a headass
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head (Ayy)

[Verse 1: Video Dave]
With my big...
"I lost a fight, but I know I'm right, bring it up tonight
'Why you rehashing shit again?'" lil' stubborn headass
With my big...
"No mountain too high, no backup plan, fill up a van
'I think I can, I think I can'" lil' engine headass
With my lil'...
"No pepper, sit in the shade, don't wanna play
I need a shower, almost ready, hate to be sweaty" headass
With my big...
"Counting chickens, Chicken Little mixed with Little Bear
'Imagine I was there'" unrealistic headass
[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a headass
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head
Headass, I'm a head

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
It ain't a secret, I overthink it
I overanalyze and tweak it, 'cause that's my weakness
Not every day, but pretty frequent—I did it recent
I spent a good chunk of the weekend under the deep end
Was searching for another reason
I squeeze that can like it's a hand in cuffing season
I need that sand because I struggle with the beaches
I need that shield—it's getting chilly, and there's shrinkage
A perfect time to rhyme with "Peter Dinklage"

[Hook: Open Mike Eagle]
Ass on my head (But I won't)
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head ('Cause I think it might offend him)
Headass, I'm a headass
Ass on my head (And— And there's no way he's ever gonna hear this, ever)
Headass, I'm a head
Ass on my head (Why am I like this?)
Headass, I'm a head
[Verse 3: Open Mike Eagle]
Woke headass, broke headass
"Mm, don't want no Coke" headass
Acting headass, rapping headass
Pursuing my passion headass
Writing headass, frightened headass
"Don't feel no excitement" headass
Whisky headass, fishy headass
"Mm-mm-mm, that's risky" headass
Vocal headass, local headass
Old antisocial headass
Indie headass, bendy headass
"Walking like Edward Grimley" headass
Ocean headass, broken headass
"Won't show no emotion" headass
Michael headass, spiteful headass
"Which bin is 'Recycle?'" headass