Open Mike Eagle
The Black Mirror Episode
[Intro]
Oh
Oh, no
[Chorus]
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (No)
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Ah, oh)
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh, Lord)
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
[Verse 1]
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If it's a love story, pick something different
I should've known from the very first season
Couples fighting for some pretty good reasons
Happy home go to hell 'cause of tech shit
Well, my shit went to hell 'cause of Netflix
So excited when y'all made the announcements
The episode should've came with some counseling
[Chorus]
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh)
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
[Verse 2]
If I was petty, I would try it as a court case
The goddamn episode raised the divorce rate
This one episode broke my house
We was just sittin' there, quiet, on the couch
Was a good ten minutes, then it all went south
So goddamn heavy, couldn't open my mouth
Should've picked something else, anything else
Do the Right Thing Blu-Ray on the shelf
Or the bootleg tape of Will Ferrell in Elf
'Cause now, I gotta live by my goddamn self
[Chorus]
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
[Verse 3]
The shit should've came with a content warning
Shit should've came with a content warning
Shit should've came with a content warning
Watched that shit and didn't talk 'til morning
Thought that it would be another Lost In Space
Now, I gotta move and get my own damn place
Had a good home, and we had good trust
Saw a Black Mirror, and it looked like us
Caught myself trying to avoid the dangerous
I ran out of episodes of Toys That Made Us
And now, we gotta go and get some lawyer papers
[Chorus]
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh)
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage