[Intro]
What's happening?
They're starting to come, and I can't stop them
December 17th exclusively in movie theatres
Tickets on sale November 29th
Spider Monday
December 17th exclusively in movie theatres
Tickets on sale November 29th
Spider Monday
Spider Monday
Spider Monday
December 17th exclusively in movie theatres
Tickets on salе November 29th
Spider Monday
Spidеr Monday
Spider Monday
Wheezy outta here

[Verse 1: Yung Lambo]
I have the Spiderman butthole
Everyone knows I have Spiderman in my butthole
He is shooting webs, in my intestines
It's distrupting my digestion, and making me constipated
That's right, I'm Yung Lambo
Realest ogre alive
I am in Spiderman: No Way Home, I am (?)
I eat buttholes for breakfast, I am Shreck
In my butthole, I got cornflakes
Spiderman butthole
Spiderman butthole
So I can get for No Way Home to get in theatres near you
Tickets available for sale November 29th
Spider Monday
[Verse 2: Hood Guy]
Ay, y'all Business Green Lantern, in this hoe man (ay)
Man they kick my ass in the mothafucking movie man
Ay lil man, my kids be working at (?) now man
My wife left my ass a long time ago man
I'm just fucking chilling in this hoe man
*cries* (?) *beats the microphone*
*cries more* (??????)
*cries more and more* (??????)

[Verse 3: Lil Mosquito Disease]
Ay, yo, it's your boy Flint Marko aka Sandman
And I got the big plans
And you got the bad plans
You aren't as good as me, because you were in the movie less
Hood Guy
I was in the movie more than you
Even tho I actually wasn't because the writers didn't have room to fit me into the plot
Because they were too busy dealing with the other villain
Oh yea did I forget to tell you, my daughter is dying and I need money to save her
But yeah, anyways, uh, I have a green shirt and I gotta great haircut
Unlike you Hood Guy
Hood Guy, your trash (uh)
Why is there so much spit in my mouth, im made of sand
Sand is... wait no sand is not banned, because I am Sand The Man
And you are not, cuz' you are a thot Hood Guy
That's right
You are a thot
You.. you twerk on the pole
And I can't rock with this, ok?
Alright my kids are not going to a movie to see some 13-year-old twerk, do you understand that?
Im not rocking with this
Why were you in the strip club
Ay, yo, that's real
I'm the only motherfucking OG out there
None of y'all are OG's
Y'all are fake
It's me, motherfucking S A N D M A N
Sandman, and I'm better than all of you guys
I am better (?) than all of you guys
And I was in the best movie and you guys were not
You guys suck
Hood Guy, fuck you
Fuck your stupid company
Fuck your dumbass haircut, and go get a fucking good ass haircut
(???), you fucking bitchass piece of shit
That's right, I'm going to call you the fucking n-word
I don't care if I'm white