Compressor repair is not in my skill set
And that's why the floor's wet
By the window's broken unit
And I crawled across the puddle that it made
And lost my traction for a while
But I was safe and I repaired
The only thing that I knew how to fix there

We threw our shoes at God
And I heard you praying for clean runoff
And we trashed your AC and its broken freon coils

It wasn't EnergyStar
It wasted BTUs
It wasn't right
But it was there because I want you to be cool

I wanted you to be cool
It cooled off and we got a reaction
I wanted you to be cool
I wanted you to be cool

I wanted you to be cool
It cooled off and we got a reaction
I wanted you to be cool
I wanted you to be cool