[Spoken]
Okay, we're gonna pledge allegiance everyone
We're gonna pledge allegiance in the chorus, okay?
I pledge allegiance, that's right
La, la, la

[Verse 1]
I'm the brother, I'm a couch, ooh
Pretty kitty purr on your mouth, yeah
(What's GRLwood even about?)
It's a dick joke, choke on it low
I'ma stick my tiny dick in a Cheerio
I'ma make my tiny dick play banjo
Tiny pp gang, here we go
Use my pp [?]

[Chorus]
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
(Yes, I do)
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
(Yes, I do)
[Verse 2]
And here's what I mean, yeah
Every pussy has a peen, ooh
It deep in their teeny weeny ween
And that's why they call it the veen
When in the [?], pussycat knows
When the days louder like a [?]
If we bump long enough, then you'll [?]
See an itty bitty, tiny little penis

[Chorus]
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
(Yes, I do)
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
I pledge allegiance to girl penis
(Yes, I do)