[Verse 1]
Vaccines made me gay
Fluoride made me gay

[Chorus]
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
Yay
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, gay, gay
Gay

[Verse 2]
Football made me straight
Fast cars made me straight

[Chorus]
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
Yay
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, gay, gay
Gay