[Verse 1]
I walked into a church, didn't catch fire
Probably because
We're not living in sin anymore
Empty bed, empty head, empty drawers
But look at all of that extra storage
Fill the space with a dress I will wear once
To your best friend's wedding in the fall
And the bride, she loves a little drama
Likes a reality show spat
Who am I to deny her that?

[Chorus]
Look out for the bulldozer, rolling over
Onto sheets so cold they're frozen over
Bulldozer, you don't wanna know her

[Verse 2]
I take myself on little walks around the block
Probably because
I am my own dog
Never quite learned commands like sit or stay (Never sit or stay)
'Cause every time I fail to listen I save my own day
I have slain every knight that has come for me
'Cause they always pull my hair
They just want a little show, they wanna see (They just want to see)
What's in my head and underwear
[Chorus]
Look out for the bulldozer, rolling over
Onto sheets so cold they're frozen over
Bulldozer, you don't wanna know her
If I was a bulldozer, wonder what you were
Something heavy enough to injure a bulldozer
You don't wanna know her

[Post-Chorus]
No, you don't wanna know her
No, you don't wanna know her

[Bridge]
She's explosive, volatile emotions
Unpredictable at best and precocious
But she's wild, that's my kinda style
Still wish she'd shut her mouth, bear the guilt with a smile
Least, every once in a while now
So I'll be the bulldozer, coming closer
I'll take your house down if it brings me some closure
This bulldozer, you were lucky to know her

[Chorus]
Bulldozer, rolling over
Onto sheets so cold they're frozen over
Bulldozer, you don't wanna know her
If I was a bulldozer, wonder what you were
Something heavy enough to injure a bulldozer
You don't wanna know her
[Outro]
Bulldozer, bulldozer
You were lucky to know her
Bulldozer, bulldozer