[Verse 1]
It's time again - The Olympic Games
This time in Rio (Rio)
What a wonderful location
Uniting Nations across the globe
Even Norway
Which is kind of ironic
'cause we like the snow
We like to freeze
We're born with skis on our feet oh-oh
You can say we're terrible at summer sports
Yeah we won't win literally at anything no-oh
Just hope we'll reach some finals

[Chorus]
Oooooh-oh-oh!
The vikings in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio de Janeiro
Oooooh-oh-oh!
The vikings in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio maddafakka!

[Verse 2]
Hola hola hola hola
Good times in Rio
Such a wonderful location
We don't worry about results
In tiny cold Norway
We're just here for the party (Hola chica)
'cause we like the girls
We lilke the booze
We like the butts
And we like the moves oh-oh
We don't care at all about criminality and poverty
Inequality and the zica v oh-oh
Holy fuck it's Jesuuuuus!
[Verse 3]
Oooooh-oh-oh!
Thank God it's in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio de Janeiro
Oooooh-oh-oh!
Thank God it's in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio maddafakka!
Okay so maby we won't win anything in Rio
But at least we'll win the banquette!
Do the "handball"!
"Rowing"!
"Swimming"!
And "golf"!

[Chorus]
Oooooh-oh-oh!
The vikings in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio de Janeiro
Oooooh-oh-oh!
The vikings in Rio Rio Rio Rio
Rio maddafakka!