When you look at the world
What do you see?
You see war
You see crime
You see monstrosity
But there's a light in all the misery
Let me introduce you to cross-country

Feelin' fine
Got my two skis on and I'm ready to hit the track
Listen up, people of the world
This is funky cross-country
Let's begin
Speed, flow double-take with back-kick
I've got a rythm and I'm 20k away from home
I've done 45 already and I'm lovin' it all alone
There's nothing like a trip in the wild, in the cold
Far away from everyone you know
Peel an orange with your fingers
Have a quick lunch in the snow
And it all seems great until you realize
That the sport you're dreaming of has its flaws
But I LOVE FISHLEGS!
Lovin' the moves
Lovin' the flow
Lovin' the feeling
It's quite appealing
FUNKY FISHLEGS
Sharpen the knees
Crossing the heels
Feeling good
Feeling like the best guy ever
Hey fellas!
Yeah!
What have you smeard with today?
BLUE EXTRA!
Mmmm yeah nothing like freezing
I'm freakin' cold and my gloves are condom thin
Can't really feel my fingers
I might as well amputate them
I've got a little bit of klister on
And then a layer of wax
It's sticky to the clothes
Its sticky to the face
Oh boy it's time to relax
And it feels so good going up and down
Mostly up, up, up until
It's time to do the funky-funky!
DO THE FISHLEGS
Low in the hips, wippin' the tips, jiggle the booty
It won't make you moody
FUNKY FISHLEGS
Everyone knows to put the poles on the side
Otherwise you faceplant, brother!
I LOVE FISHLEGS
Never too steep, digging real deep
Worki' the body
Yeah really work the body
FUNKY FISHLEGS
Nothing has never ever felt like this before
Feelin' like a million kroners baby, baby

DO THE FISHLEGS
Fulfill your wishes
Get the bitches
YOU GET ALL THE BITCHES
Go to talkshows
Make your own clothes
Overprice them
FUCKIN' OVERPRICE them
Go to parliament
Meet Siv Jensen
Take her dayjob!
I LOVE FISHLEGS
Splashin' the cash
Getting a rash
Swimming in money
So much money
FUNKY FISHLEGS
Lovin' the power
Building a tower
Looking good
Looking like the best guy ever
I LOVE FISHLEGS
Lovin' the moves
Lovin' the flow
Lovin' the feeling
It's quite appealing
FUNKY FISHLEGS
Sharpen the knees, crossing the heels
Feeling good
Feeling like the best guy ever