What is this sport
It's amazing don't you think
With a gun in their hand
And skis on their feet
I know it sounds retarded
But it's true
Let me tell you the story
Of Biathlon
Everybody loves Biathlon
It's like cross-country skiing
But with shooting as well
Oh Biathlon
So exciting it's Biathlon
A wonderful sport
And there's guns

Biathlon is a winter sport
That combines rifle shooting and skiing (Skiing)
Invented back in the 1800s as an army excercise
They used to shoot at balloons
But now they shoot at blacks (Blacks?)
Yeah the targets are actually black
If you shoot and you miss you get penalty loops
They store their ammunition in magazines
One of Norway's top favourite sports
Because we win every weekend (Weekend)
Ole, Emil and the brothers Boe
One of them is always on top
When there's wind you have to
Screw a few knepps
"Yeah we like to screw around a lot"
And even if you're bad at standplace
If you're quick in the spor
You can still win it
Biathlon
Not "rifleskiing" but Biathlon
Just like diving at sea
While at the same time
Ironing a shirt
Oh Biathlon
Don't know why it's called Biathlon
A beautiful sport Donald Trump would support
Biathlon love
(Og det blåser, se hvordan det svaier)
Biathlon love
(Nei det kan ikke gå, du må ikke skyte nå)
(Og treffer, har du sett på maken)
Biathlon love
(Han er gæren...)
(Fem rett ned, smakk smakk smakk smakk smakk)
Biathlon love

Biathlon
Everybody loves Biathlon
You get two random sports
For the price of one
Oh Biathlon
It's so weird it's called Biathlon
But it's our favourite sport in the world