You're a douchebag, Mr. Grinch
You're pulling quite a stunt
You're as rancid as Pierce Morgan
That disease-infested cunt
Mr. Grinch
On second thought you're -- not as bad as pierce morgaaaaan

You're a dipshit, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's a pig's ass hole
Your brain's full of used tampons
You've got smegma in your soul Mr Gri-hinch
I wouldn't fuck you with an
11 and 3 quarter inch meat pole

You're an asshat, Mr. Grinch
You have lesions on your skin
You have all the warmth and compassion of a republican
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd almost take the - re-he-publicaaaaaaaaan

You're a scrotum, Mr. Grinch
You're a wussy pussy bitch
You stuff kittens in your asshole
You drink sewage from the ditch
Mr Grinch