In far Tibet
There lives a lama.
He got no papa,
Got no mama.

He got no wife,
He got no chillun.
Got no use
For penicillun.

He got no soap,
He got no opera.
He don't know Irium
From copra.

He got no songs,
He got no banter.
He don't know Hope,
He don't know Cantor.

He got no teeth,
He got no gums.
Don't eat no Spam,
Don't need no Tums.

He love to nick him
When he shave.
He also got
No hair to save.