[Verse 1]
Friends, what does that look like?
Do we catch up over coffee?
Do you call me in the middle of the night?
When you meet somebody new, will you bring him over
And ask me what I think?
Will we all go out for drinks?
Yeah, it all looks good on paper
But it just don't sound right to me

[Chorus]
When you say you wanna be friends
Like I've never seen you crawl across my bed
Like I love you's something we ain't ever said, so honestly
Baby, I don't see any way that you and me
Are ever gonna be friends

[Verse 2]
That's a slow goodbye
It's a cop-out, if you're gonna break my heart
Go on and break my heart tonight
I mean, did you think we'd get together
Maybe every now and then
And just bury all those memories
Put a smile on and pretend?
[Chorus]
That we're just friends
Like I've never seen you crawl across my bed
Like I love you's something we ain't ever said, so honestly
Baby, I don't see any way that you and me
Are ever gonna be friends

[Bridge]
Like you never wore my shirt, kept your stuff in my top drawer
Like I never heard you say that you don't love me anymore

[Chorus]
You say you wanna be friends
Like I've never seen you crawl across my bed
Like I love you's something we ain't ever said, so honestly
Baby, I don't see any way that you and me
Are ever gonna be friends