[Intro]
(Mary Roach)- I plan on going to cosmetology school at the end of the month unless I make it to Hollywood, then I'm going to cancel my plans because I would much rather have a singing career than a hair styling career even though I very much love hair, makeup and fashion as well
(Simon Cowell)- And why are you here?
(Mary Roach)- I'm here because I want to be the next American Idol and I want to make it to Hollywood and it's been my all-time dream for a long time to become a big famous singer and performer and this is just one way to do it if I make it
(Simon Cowell)- And what are you going to sing?
(Mary Roach)- I'm going to sing "I Feel The Earth Move" by Carole King
(Simon Cowell)- Alright off you go

[Hook]
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be

[Verse]
Crazy like a psycho in the olden days
I'm better off leading you don't know the way
How much of a female can these n***as take
I guess I'm the one, you better know your place
Fucking tryna get it, fucking tryna get it
You must have some time the way you fucking spend it
Try me, your career, you can watch me end it
Lyrically I pop 'em like a fucking blemish
Pop, pop, pop, make your soul retreat
Got too many winnings, I don't know defeat
Fuck it let me brag on this money beat
I ain't even mad at these honey bees
I ain't even trying I'm just kicking back
Mind is on a cloud, I'm just showing that
Space space space space space space
Running from the galaxy like I owe 'em tax
[Hook]
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be
On the edge, on the edge
On the edge, I be, I be

[Outro]
(Simon Cowell)- One of the worst I've ever heard in my life
(Mary Roach)- The worst?
(Simon Cowell)- Yeah, honestly
(Mary Roach)- Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious? Because something tells me I think you're saying it to annoy me
(Simon Cowell)- What made you audition for this competition?
(Mary Roach)- All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer
(Randy Jackson)- What?