Mary threw jesus a party at chucky cheese
And invited all the moms from the a&p
And kids thought it was gay and they called him a freak
And they filled up his book bag with nacho cheese
And jesus threw it out himself in the parking lot
Imagined shooting them all with a shotgun cocked
And he read science fiction novels out in the car
Till Mary ran out frantic, o there ya are

I can’t cross the streams i can’t cross the streams
So why’re you all alone tonight
I can’t cross the streams i can’t cross the streams
So why’re you all alone tonight

Its lonely by the florida light that you read by
Jesus started jerking off when he was 12
To a sear’s catalog on his mom’s top shelf
And he rewound and played back the scene from animal house
Where jim belushi pulled off the cute girl’s blouse
And he invited john the baptist over to watch it
Put a pillow barricade so they weren’t touching
And he found himself looking over at john’s side
He hated himself afterwards as he cried

I can’t cross the streams i can’t cross the streams
So why’re you all alone tonight
I can’t cross the streams i can’t cross the streams
So why’re you all alone tonight
It's lonely by the florida light that you read by